[x] - You like cheese.
[x] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[x] - You have farted today. (Yes, its normal so get over it xp)
[x] - You have choked on something.
[x] - You are a writer. (not very good with updates though)
[ ] - You smoke.
[x] - You like to swim.
[ ]- You have farted more than once today
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 8

[x] - You have lied more than 3 times. (who hasn't...?)
[x] - You are an only child.
[x] - You have more than 2 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old. (15 to be exact)
[ ] - You are over 25 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] - You like jewelry. (certain pendants)
[ ] - Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL SO FAR = 12

[ ] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates. ()
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something. (8D)
[/] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job. (no one accepts me so I give up fff)
[x] - You live with your parent(s).
[x] - You like to eat eggs.
[ ]- You have a religion.  
[x] - You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 17.5

[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks. (no ._.)
[x] - You have eaten something odd before. (kangaroo nuff said)
[x] - You are bad at math. (the worst)
[x] - You love electronics.
[ ] - Someone/something has made you angry in the past week.
[x] - You curse a lot. (yeah out of fucking nowhere)
[x] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 24.5

[/] - You like flowers. (meeeeh...)
[x] - You are bisexual or homosexual (uuuuh ivy and shiloh don't tell anyone but asdfghkl I'm bisexual. I know its shocking .__. its hard enough to confess okay so leave me alone about it >.>)
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio. (Gemini)
[x] - You have used tarot before. (that horoscope thing? yep)
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think *? is awesome. (wut?)
[ ] - You like ~? horoscopes better than *? (huh?)
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny. (........)
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right. (da fu?)
[ ] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight. (hahahah no)

TOTAL SO FAR = 28

[x] - You like fire. (ahaheheheh)
[ ] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.
[ ] - You live in America. (Australia!)
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot. (soap...)
[ ] - You consider yourself a nerd. (i am no egghead!)
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude. (Just no...I usually will sleep in trackies or pjs)
[ ] - You will tag people to do this. (Nah)

TOTAL SO FAR = 29

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own stuffed animals.
[x] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe. (AUSTRALIA!)
[ ] - You have a fetish for something.
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[x] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[ ] - You have a brother.

TOTAL SO FAR = 36

[ ] - You can cook well. (HAHAHAHAHA!)
[x] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy. (ALL of them)
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have run away from something. (wasps..)
[ ] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3". (no,but I want to watch them all now! thanks to origins..)

TOTAL SO FAR = 43

[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together. (alot)
[x] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[x] - Your grandmothers are still alive.
[x] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[/] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[ ] - Your hair is brown. Natural color.  
[x] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 49.5

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween. (once)
[x] - You love cats.
[x] - You have a quirky personality.
[x] - You are a coffee addict. (I had coffee an hour ago)
[ ] - You live near a body of water. (this is australia dude...)
[ ] - You have had a toothache.
[x] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail". (stop me, please...)

GRAND TOTAL = 56


0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper. (... )
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Butt lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity

I'm tofu?